Edna's Employment Agency

Download or read book Edna's Employment Agency written by Wred Fright and published by Frighty LLC. This book was released on 2020-02-27 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: They say that the only thing worse than having a job is not having a job, but they're wrong. There is something worse than not having a job. It is being so desperate in looking for work that you show up at Edna's Employment Agency where her team of charlatans, ne'er-do-wells, and screwups probably won't find you a job, but they will find you some laughs as they loudly discuss their sex lives, fake drug tests, break into the office, burn down the office, dig donuts out of the trash, get punched in the face, make fun of resumes, drag coworkers into the restroom, hide under desks, get drunk, look for better jobs themselves, treat cancer as a bad excuse for missing work, plot their way through office politics using bagels, take smoke breaks during their smoke breaks, watch training videos from the 1980s, use copious amounts of profanity to prepare for meetings, engage in slapstick to express their status, war against the I.T. department, fume that people who don't even know how to spell make more money than they do, and, sometimes--just sometimes--, actually work. And that's just the staff of the staffing firm. Then there are the temps . . . You'll meet them all in Edna's Employment Agency, the book you shouldn't bring to a job interview because you're dressed nicely, so you don't want to piss yourself laughing. Unless, you know, it's that kind of job . . . If you like television shows such as The Office and Parks And Recreation, then you likely will enjoy this novel of workplace humor.