Dunkin the Vampire Slayer: Something Porcine This Way Comes

Download or read book Dunkin the Vampire Slayer: Something Porcine This Way Comes written by Greg Crites and published by greg crites. This book was released on 2006-03 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What could possibly bring together a 450 pound vampire slayer, a drunken, acid-tongued detective, a good natured carpenter, bureaucratic vampires, giant anacondas, mutant vampire bats, Ho Ho's, Twinkies and 'more one-liners than a night at the comedy club'? Dunkin, the vampire slayer blends all this discordance and more into a hilarious adventure that moves from the muggy heat of Florida to the muggier heat of the Amazon.....If Carl Hiaasson, Tim Dorsey and Dave Barry collaborated on a vampire story, it may have turned out like this absurd romp.... This is part one of a trilogy. Dunkin II will begin shipping April 3rd.