Demonic and Deserted

Download or read book Demonic and Deserted written by Tara West and published by Shifting Sands Publishing. This book was released on 2016-04-07 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Complete Series alert! Binge all five fun and flirty books today! Good girls wear white. Bad girls wear white anyway. We’ve all heard of wedding day disasters, like when a jealous ex-lover crashes the ceremony and causes a scene or the photographer cancels at the last minute. Now let me tell you about my wedding day—the day thousands of demonic spiders chased my fiancé and me off the elevator and into the Devil’s den. And don’t get me started on hellacious honeymoons. I spent the night shaking horny Monkey Hitler off my leg. Instead of sipping margaritas on a sunny beach with a rock on my finger and the man of my dreams beside me, I’m demonic and deserted, stuck inside Hell’s Hotel with a bad case of fleas, praying our sadistic host doesn’t throw us out. To say my wedding day was a disaster would have to be the understatement of the millennium. I just hope our friends can save us before it’s too late, because that squirming thing on my fork definitely doesn’t taste like chicken, and I forgot to pack my SPF 10,000 sunblock. Search terms: Steamy paranormal romance, fantasy romance, fallen angel romance, demon slayer, heavenly romance, humorous romance, chick lit, romantic comedy, comedy romance, romance satire, heaven and hell romance, afterlife romance, ghost romance, demon romance, angel romance, alpha male, happily-ever-after romance, wedding romance, bride romance For fans of Sookie Stackhouse, Charlaine Harris, Darynda Jones, Angie Fox, Deborah Wilde, and K.F. Breene