From the New York Times bestselling author of The Day My Butt Went Psycho!, comes a collection of ten slimy, rhymey, easy-to-read Dr. Seuss-style short stories.

"What happens when a cat meets a rat with a baseball bat?"--P. [4] of cover.

This funny rhyming story starring a big orange tabby cat helps kids learn to read! Fat Cat Sat on the Mat is a proven winner—welcome at home or in the classro

Ed, Ted's friend, does not get along well with Ted's dog, Fred, and when Fred bites Ed's head, trouble is spread.

Is this the right book for you? Take the ANNOYING TEST and find out. 1) Do you ask `Are we there yet?' over and over on long car trips? 2) Do you like to drive