Diary of an Adorable Fat Girl

Download or read book Diary of an Adorable Fat Girl written by Bernice Bloom and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-04 with total page 456 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THIS IS THE FIRST THREE ADORABLE FAT GIRL HOLIDAY BOOKS IN ONE BIG, GLORIOUS FUNNY PACKAGE!!The books star Mary Brown our lovely, gorgeous and bonkers heroine and feature her on three holidaysOn...SAFARI: Mary Brown is off on safari with an old school friend. What could possibly go wrong? Lots of things, it turns out. From falling in lust with a khaki-clad ranger half her age to ending up stuck in a tree wearing nothing but her knickers. It's never dull...On...A CRUISE: It's the trip of a lifetime...featuring eat-all-you-can buffets and a trek through Europe with a 96-year-old widower called Frank and a flamboyant Spanish dancer called Juan Pedro. Not forgetting the desperately handsome captain...On...a YOGA weekend: Mary needs to do something to get fit. What about yoga? I mean - really - how hard can that be? A bit of chanting, some toe touching and a new leotard. Easy! She signs up for a weekend retreat, packs up assorted snacks and heads for the countryside to get in touch with her chi and her third eye. And that's when it all goes wrong. "I cried with laughter. Mary is like everyone who's ever tried to lose weight," Daily Mail. "Seriously - buy this book. It's the funniest thing I've ever read." Cosmo."Believe it or not Mary Brown really is an adorable fat girl. and this book is utterly hilarious.""This is one memorable book with so many relatable and realistic characters." "Mary Brown is just wonderful, and I challenge you to read this and not be amused by the book. I am so looking forward to reading more of the Adorable Fat Girl series, and anything else that Bernice Bloom writes.""Bernice has a wonderful way with words and incorporates much into a few pages that makes you think about maybe your own issues or of those you see around you. A wonderful pick you up, feel good read." "I had to stifle giggles on more than one occasion.""It is the first book in a long time that actually had me laugh out loud!"