All Quiet on the Orient Express

Download or read book All Quiet on the Orient Express written by Magnus Mills and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2011-05-16 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A dark, surreally funny novel from the bestselling Booker Prize-shortlisted author 'Hilariously surreal. It's a bit like the Coen Brothers directing an Alan Bennett play... Fantastic' Daily Mirror 'Understatedly surreal, deadpan gothic, Mills is a master of the uncanny ... Such a fresh fictional voice' Esquire It is the end of the summer. The tourists have already gone, and now the sun is abandoning the Lake District's damp valleys. Only a lone camper remains, enjoying the quiet. He plans to stay just long enough to prepare for a trip to the East. But then the owner of the campsite asks him to paint a fence and he innocently obliges. Soon other odd jobs pile up until little by little he becomes ensnared in the ominous 'out-of-season'...